I have a few questions for Scarlett Johannson,
1. Why do you think you’re so chic? Your acting’s got nothing on Charlize, who definitely should have gotten your part in The Avengers. Although she doesn’t have your boobs, so point for you.
2. Ryan Reynolds is too good for you, thank G he divorced your ass. That’s not a question…I guess I could ask you why you would ever get a divorce from a god like Ryan, but I honestly don’t care what the answer is.
3. Why is your voice so deep?
I know you’re having these same kinds of questions, too. If you’re not, well, get the hell out of my blog. Hopefully we’ll all get the answers we so rightfully deserve. I mean, who does this girl thing she is anyway?
And one more thing, Scarlett, I do think you’re a good actress. I just think your acting skills and voice could be used to their greatest potential as, I don’t know, Raymond’s older brother in Everybody loves Raymond…………….or Darth Vader.