SURPRISE—Day one of Welcome Week for One More Thing begins at the all important hour of now. Due to the obscenely long duration of my absence, I’ve decided to kick off OMTKP Welcome Week with a little treat for you, a gift if you will. So if you get hungry today on the tumultuous journey that is Monday, one more thing you can add to your dietary list for semi-nutritive consumption is a burrito from Chipotle, and it’s on me.
Just kidding, it’s not on me. But it is on Chipotle’s corporate bosses who have elected to close their doors today in order to hold a company-wide meeting. So consider this a present for keeping you waiting. And no, Chipotle is not a sponsor—but like, I totally would accept their sponsorship if they so sought me out because I am both poor and a huge fan of Juan at my local Chipotle in downtown Milwaukee, who makes self-concocted “burrito-dillas” that I actually die for.
The catch: you have until the end of the day to sign up for it. Click here, ye who dare.
Enjoy until tomorrow, when the real fun begins. *Smirk.*