You’re probably thinking today’s look is something so fantastically fashion forward and will enrich your life (as are all of my “Look of the Day” articles…obviously) and you’d be correct, except probably not in the way that you’d expect.
Look of the Day: Healthy lungs and Free Hands
While some fashion ambassadors advocate smoking as “cool” and “keeps your appetite down,” I’m here to tell you that these people are disgusting halfwits. If you are a smoker, there is a 100% chance that your cool, nonsmoking friends are talking shit about you when you go outside in the middle of dinner…or when they casually make out with you and you taste like an asshole.
To the rest of you who aren’t idiots, do something those people don’t. Besides that it smells/tastes bad, you all know the serious risks involved with smoking. I’m not going to go into all of that because I want to keep with the peppy, upbeat rhythm of my blog. But if you went to any sort of school you know the sick results of a nicotine induced lifestyle and there is NO excuse for you to continue doing it.
Instead, I want to highlight that your face is your hottest commodity. Smoking increases wrinkles everywhere on your body, but especially your face. This is because it dehydrates your skin…whatever whatever, you know what I’m talking about. If you want a wrinkly face or vagina that is A-OK with me, but I refuse to let that happen to myself. I am proud to say that I have never smoked a cigarette in my entire life and I completely intend to keep it that way.
If you do smoke and are still reading this even though I’m seriously dissing your entire life’s work and judgement, just know I’m not doing this to be evil. I sincerely don’t want you to be the girl with a tracheostomy in that one anti-smoking commercial we all hate to watch.
Even though I would never normally knock someone for following in the footsteps of my beloved Kate Hudson and countless other celebs that I obsess over, you all HAVE to know that you WILL end up looking like Mickey Rourke if you continue down this path of destruction. Quitting smoking is just One More Thing you can do to, I don’t know, ***stay alive a little bit longer. Plus, the money you spend on cigarettes can be used for a greater good on the four necessities of life which are: Arden B Jeans, Victoria’s Secret swimsuits, The Naked Palette, and Large Diet Cokes.
***can be substituted with: lead a healthier lifestyle, look gorg into your 80’s, prepare for a marathon, etc.